Thursday, 26 April 2012

Meet Iona.

              I'm aware that the topic of this entry is a little odd...but I feel like most of you probably don't know me that well, even those of you reading who see me every day in English class.  I guess I just thought it would be nice to tell you a little bit about my personality, the things that I like, the things that I don't..and other random tidbits. 

               I am not a person who trusts very willingly.  I tend to be a little aloof to people I don't know well because I'm shy..although I've been told in the past that I seem pretentious.  Once I am completely at ease in the presence of a person, they usually realize that I am more than slightly eccentric and a little unusual.  I like to laugh a lot.  Loudly.  I have a very dry and cruel sense of humour at times, but at times prefer slapstick.  Once I decide that a person is interesting to me, I like to prod and question them until I understand their own personality and motives.  Sometimes (always) this comes off as quite strange.  I live for sarcasm, so don't be shocked at the things I come out with.  Usually I don't mean them. 

               I love dancing, swimming, practicing yoga and hiking, but I am not exactly what one would call 'sporty'.  I do not enjoy team sports.  It's not that I don't like sports, it's just the fact that....they're not a good idea for me.  You see, my friends, I lack something rather vital called hand-eye coordination.  This means that when I play badminton I hit my teammate's head instead of the shuttlecock (Yes, I just used that word. I was raised by Brits).  When I play volleyball I serve with my forehead.  When I play soccer I kick and either trip on the ball or miss the ball altogether. So overall I just FAIL.  I mean..if I was good at sports, I would definitely play them, but for the sake of preserving my personal dignity, I try to avoid them.  Not only does this effect my non-existent athletic life, but it also poses problems for me in everyday life.  I often get tripped up by my own feet, or fall down..and as a result of this the knees of every pair of jeans I own have holes in them. 

              I pride myself in my social awkwardness.  I love the shape of my ears.  I hate that when I laugh too hard I snort.  I sing and whistle aalll of the time, so if you find that irritating, don't get to know me.  When I find a spider in the house, I don't kill it.  I put it back outside.  The only creature that makes my skin truly crawl is an earwig.  No matter how many times you flush them down the toilet....they crawl back up.  I don't know how they manage it, but they simply refuse to die.  I am a total nut about Indian food. What else.....  I have a very bad temper but the only person who seems capable of provoking me to the extent of inflicting rage outwardly is my mother.  Other than in these moments, I love her dearly and generally have a very laid-back, gentle personality. 

             My purpose in life is to create art.  Painting with oil is what I love the most.  I am also a huge fan of impressionism.  Over the course of the years, I have come to the conclusion that I am never happier than when I am covered in paint.  Once I've moved out, I will most likely doodle over my entire apartment and dress like a homeless person (no disrespect intended).  When I become possessed by a piece that I am working on, I don't eat well, I barely sleep and I think about it constantly. 

            So...in a few paragraphs of rambling gibberish, I have explained, to an extent, the aspects, qualities and quirks which compose Iona. 

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